Club
Heaven
I arrived at Club Heaven, music filled the air.
I walked straight to the door without any fear.
Im getting in this club Im cool enough for this place
But the man stopped me at the door, I guess this wasn't
the case
"Excuse me sir" he said, "is your name on the list?"
"Of course it is" I said, "its gotta be on the list!"
He checked to see if I could get in
There was a Sal and a Sam but of me no mention.
WHAT!? Check again I gotta get in this place
If I don't get in this whole day was a waste!
Alright, last time then you must go
I WON'T LEAVE!, Im getting in I know.
Betty, Bob, Frank, Sally and Sue,
But sorry sir no mention of you.
What let me talk to the boss I said shaking my fist.
If I can talk to him, I will get on the list!
I am sorry sir that is impossible,
You see the Boss his schedule is full.
Then call him up cause I won't leave,
Call him up and tell him its Steve!
Use my cell phone and tell him I'm here.
When he hears my name he will let me in there!
So the man called him up and talked for a bit.
When I heard what was said I had a fit!
I'm sorry sir the boss doesnt know you,
Step aside I must let in Sally and Sue.
What I dont understand how could it be?
Did you tell him it was Steve? Did you tell him it was
me?
Yes I did and you he didnt know,
Sir I am sorry but you must now go!
So I turned and left the club behind,
Then I had an idea, the boss I must remind!
So I ran back to the man at the door,
I said, "do me one more favor, if it is not a chore."
Call up the boss once again,
He might need a reminder of who I am!
Please tell the boss if you can,
That this is Steve his handy man!
If me he still doesn't know,
Tell him his lawn I did mow!
And if after that he still doesnt know me,
Tell him I'm the guy who trimmed his tree!
If the boss needs anymore hints,
Tell him I'm the one who painted his fence!
Yes, yes sir he knows who you are!
You are the one who waxed his car!
Great! he knows me then step aside let me in!
I'm sorry sir the boss says you can't come in!
He said all this doesn't mean he really knows you
You see all those works just won't do
You must be on the List to go in there!
But what about the work I did? Does anyone care?
You need a relationship to get on the list,
It seems to me sir the point you have missed.
Then tell him for me, I will be his friend
And he can be mine 'till the very end!
The man at the door stared at me blankly.
"I have bad news for you sir" he said frankly.
You see sir if your name is not already on the list,
It is not only the point but the opportunity you missed.
I'm sorry sir it is too late you see,
Now no one can let you in not the boss not me.
