Need: 3 Actors, Soda can re-labeled to read "Christianity -in-a-Can and whatever other props you deem
Message: It is not about slogans it is about Sincerity.
Form: Can be a live skit or made into a video(if video it is suggested to structure it as a commercial.
Action: Starts with Person#1(Joe) doubting thier christianity doubting thier purpose.
Anouncer: Have you ever doubted your salvation? Ever felt worthless and without purpose? If this descrbes
you do I have the thing you need! Christianity in a Can! Thats right we have figured out how to bottle all the fundemental
concepts of Christianity added a few natural and artifical flavors, red #5 and lots of SUGAR!! Drink this stuff and POOF!
instant change, Observe. (hands can to doubting Person #1)
JOE: (Drinks soda) POOF(whatever special effect to show change) Jesus Loves You! God works in mysterious
ways! With God All things Are possible! Praise The Lord!
Anouncer: Yes Praise the Lord! See the difference? not only will this faboulus product give you instant
Joy and confidence it will turn you in to a Witnessing machine! Lets watch as Joe encounters one of his Unsaved Friends!
JOE: AMEN!!(enter unsaved person #2 Betty) Hey Betty! I'm SO HAPPY!!!
BETTY: Hey Joe, I got bad news(sad expression) I need a friend.
JOE: A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED!!!!
BETTY: My Dad has been Beating Me I need Help.
JOE: SPARE THE ROD SPOIL THE CHILD!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!
BETTY: What? I am afraid he might one day Kill me! Joe I really need Help I know you're a Christian can
you help me??
JOE: THANK YOU JESUS!! IT IS APOINTED ONCE FOR MEN TO DIE THEN THE JUDGEMENT!!!!
BETTY: JOE! are you listening to me? He has already put my mother in the hospital five different times!
JOE: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!!
BETTY: Joe my life is miserable I often want to kill myself
JOE: GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES!!!
BETTY: Joe!!(betty by this time in desperate tears) I really need Help! CAn you help me!?
JOE: JUDAS WENT AND HUNG HIMSELF, HE FELL head long and his entrials burst open!!
BETTY: I Dont know why I ever came to you for help I should have known, I dont need or want your
religion or your Jesus!!(Betty Storms OFF)
ANOUNCER: Christianity in a Can Makes you so Holy the world wont even understand you! They may even hate
VARIATION: Robo Christian. You can use these concepts to illustrate several lessins and concepts.