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Need: 3 Actors, Soda can re-labeled to read "Christianity -in-a-Can and whatever other props you deem nesecarry.
Message: It is not about slogans it is about Sincerity.
Form: Can be a live skit or made into a video(if video it is suggested to structure it as a commercial.
 
Action: Starts with Person#1(Joe) doubting thier christianity doubting thier purpose.
 
Anouncer: Have you ever doubted your salvation? Ever felt worthless and without purpose? If this descrbes you do I have the thing you need! Christianity in a Can! Thats right we have figured out how to bottle all the fundemental concepts of Christianity added a few natural and artifical flavors, red #5 and lots of SUGAR!! Drink this stuff and POOF! instant change, Observe. (hands can to doubting Person #1)
 
JOE: (Drinks soda) POOF(whatever special effect to show change) Jesus Loves You! God works in mysterious ways! With God All things Are possible! Praise The Lord!
 
Anouncer: Yes Praise the Lord! See the difference? not only will this faboulus product give you instant Joy and confidence it will turn you in to a Witnessing machine! Lets watch as Joe encounters one of his Unsaved Friends!
 
JOE: AMEN!!(enter unsaved person #2 Betty) Hey Betty! I'm SO HAPPY!!!
 
BETTY: Hey Joe, I got bad news(sad expression) I need a friend.
 
JOE: A FRIEND IN NEED IS A FRIEND INDEED!!!!
 
BETTY: My Dad has been Beating Me I need Help.
 
JOE: SPARE THE ROD SPOIL THE CHILD!!! PRAISE THE LORD!!
 
BETTY: What? I am afraid he might one day Kill me! Joe I really need Help I know you're a Christian can you help me??
 
JOE: THANK YOU JESUS!! IT IS APOINTED ONCE FOR MEN TO DIE THEN THE JUDGEMENT!!!!
 
BETTY: JOE! are you listening to me? He has already put my mother in the hospital five different times!
 
JOE: AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!!
 
BETTY: Joe my life is miserable I often want to kill myself
 
JOE: GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES!!!
 
BETTY: Joe!!(betty by this time in desperate tears) I really need Help! CAn you help me!?
 
JOE: JUDAS WENT AND HUNG HIMSELF, HE FELL head long and his entrials burst open!!
 
BETTY: I Dont know why I ever came to you for help I should have known, I dont need or want your religion or your Jesus!!(Betty Storms OFF)
 
ANOUNCER: Christianity in a Can Makes you so Holy the world wont even understand you! They may even hate you!!
 
 
 
 
VARIATION: Robo Christian. You can use these concepts to illustrate several lessins and concepts.